Mom: It's coming out of the buds.
Liz and Tina, simultaneously & vice versaing each other:
Bud sap!/Sap bud!
Tina: Aw, it's crying... like a weeping willow.
Mom: It's crying tears of joy.
30 secs later
Liz: It's crying 'cause we're decorating its carcass.
10 mins later
Liz: Did you put that on your blog?